I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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