Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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