normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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