So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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