She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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