D3 body, D1 cock
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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