found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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