i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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