we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he puts the penis in happiness.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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