god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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