she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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