Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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