wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just cropdusted the office
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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