Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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