Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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