I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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