Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm getting married
To pizza
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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