Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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