I showed him my bush... on skype.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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