I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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