Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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