all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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