This is not my ceiling
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
