I am in a vortex of obligation.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think people are normalizing furries
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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