Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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