Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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