So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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