Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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