I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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