He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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