I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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