i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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