question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm at about main and main street
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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