Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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