Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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