tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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