WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
