She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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