I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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