Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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