Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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