The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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