is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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