Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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