Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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