How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You dont lie about slip and slides
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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