yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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