I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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