i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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