I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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